Peel Slowly and See

and blackout...

2008-09-18T11:45:16Z

we finally have power again. blackout '08 has lasted approximately three and a half days. for some reason i think we all had a feeling that we were going to be the last people in ohio to finally get their power turned back on, but of course i was wrong. we made it... wooo!!!

Fuck Tom Williams

2008-07-23T16:43:11Z

Q: is this the end of the 2020 house? A: yes.

major_organ @ 2008-07-19T03:29:00

2008-07-18T11:33:47Z

Maybe all the children in small rooms
will fall silent at a wall or a window,
and forget to breathe for just one moment,
because of some beauty
that has not been altered, damned, or pointed out
by the clumsy dark oafs who train them...

but it would probably just end up being used as another toilet...

2008-05-30T01:49:12Z

it would be awesome if i had a sink in my bedroom...

steve macey/DUI decimal

2008-03-07T22:43:39Z

fuck this year...

to wonderful to die

2007-12-18T09:26:19Z

almost a year ago i seen a full scale replica of the parthenon in nashville tennessee, i guess it's a little late to update about it.

there are lights in the clouds and anna's ghost all around hear a voice as its rolling and ringing through me

major_organ @ 2007-10-23T01:22:00

2007-10-23T08:25:24Z

honey you're a prize, and i'm a catch, and we're a perfect match...

at the age of five she slit her wrists

2007-10-16T06:08:01Z

my car just ran out of gas....i had to push it into a parking lot and walk home. i wish i could sleep normal hours, and when i do, not have really bummer dreams, or, really awesome dreams that bum me out when i wake up because they're not true.

major_organ @ 2007-10-09T13:02:00

2007-10-09T20:04:59Z

last night i think i had one of the best dreams and one of the worst dreams i have ever had

major_organ @ 2007-09-12T13:48:00

2007-09-12T20:49:24Z

to fly! the dream of man and flightless bird alike.

it's just a bunch of words that rhyme

2007-07-20T18:43:01Z

new Dewey Decimal System/Among Thieves split, tentatively titled "Riding Josh's coattails or while Austin was in Reno, and Get Drunk or Die Trying" The former being the Dewey Decimal title and the latter being Among Thieves. Hopefully this will be done by the end of summer.

and jennifer brings me the sky

2007-06-15T18:54:09Z

i bring jennifer wine,
and i bring jennifer apple peels,
because that's all that she needs for a good time.

major_organ @ 2007-05-16T10:51:00

2007-05-16T17:52:13Z

you only get one chance in life to play a song that goes like this...

there's some kind of love and there's some kind of hate

2007-05-15T19:02:34Z

i hate working...

i love cream soda...

UPDATE

2007-01-10T21:53:07Z

I REALLY hate Spanish class...

that is all.

protect ya neck kid

2006-09-24T06:15:53Z

i hate spanish class.....

she will feed you tomatoes and radio wire

2006-06-28T15:41:59Z

So, anyway, the best news i've heard in a long time on pitchfork this morning, for anyone who cares.....

"for the past few months ive been putting together the pieces of everything ive written in the past three years and its been a revelation. whenever i had the time ive been writing melodies and keeping them in my head for later, and songs just accumulate, im not waiting as some have said. i still dont know how we're going to put it all together, the songs will have more noises and collages in them. because of that we dont know whether this will be korena pang or neutral milk hotel or michael bolton but that doesnt really matter. names are just a box we put things in to separate them, and we're figuring out what box these songs go in.

"we dont have a timetable for releasing the album yet, so dont get your hopes up for new songs now. if you want more "aeroplane" just ignore all of this, the songs are songs but they're longer and more free. when jeremy came down after his tour we just spent days playing noise while screaming and it was incredibly liberating.

"it has been so much fun that we will for sure be playing a show or two, probably more. freedom is a wonderful thing but at a certain point you need the routines of normal life. ive had that for a while but i realized last year at the show with the livys that the best sort of normal ive ever had was on the road with my friends. getting to gigs late with cars coughing and trombones smacking on doors, the giant egg leaks over the masses, the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days. it can never be the same but i need to get as close as i can to that again.

"so thats all. everything is happening soon, this is the year.

thanks for listening. jeff."

do you like tapes and c.d.s?

2006-06-03T08:01:48Z

when i grow up, i am going to make so much money that i can wear a brand new pair of socks everyday....brand new socks are the best...

Well you was doin' 55 in a 54...

2006-04-18T04:49:34Z

i like to think that no cop would pull me over if i'm going less than 10 mph over the speed limit. The reasoning behind this is that i feel a cop would be to embarrassed when he was discussing the incident with his other friends on the force. I believe the conversation would go a little something like this...

Officer 1: "Aw man, today was awesome. I pulled this guy over and it turned out he had a warrant out for his arrest. I cuffed him and maced him and everything. It was soooo sweet. So what'd you get into today Officer 2"

Officer 2: "Well, there i was, all staked out and ready to make this drug bust and everything, when suddenly a car comes flying down the road like a bat outta hell. So i decided, this drug bust will have to wait. So i pulled him over and cited his ass"

Officer 1: (High fives Officer 2) All right, so how much over was that joker going like 30 or 40?

Officer 2: No, no, no. Get this, this crazy cat was trying to go 33 in a 25!!

Officer 1: So.... he was going 8 over?

Officer 2: Yea, can you believe that?

Officer 1: No I can't believe that. Let's tell everyone how much of a hero you are. Hey Officer 3!!! (enter Officer 3) Old Officer 2 over her bagged himself an 8 miler today!!

Officer 3: Oh did he now?!? 8 miles over huh? (officer 1 and 3 proceed to snicker and joke)

Officer 1: So then, how'd the drug bust turn out?

Officer 2: .....

Officer 1: There was no drug bust was there.

Officer 2: No. No there wasn't.

major_organ @ 2006-02-03T11:38:00

2006-02-04T04:40:46Z

PHYLLIS, PHYLLIS, PHYLLIS.....

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HOUSE??????

ol' dirty bastard live and uncut

2006-01-04T19:02:44Z

every time i'm not looking jordan is trying to unzip my pants on purpose and put signs on my back about alan greenspan. anyway, Orange Lazarus recorded a Toby Keith cover last night, and it is pretty funny, our neighbor "the dude" came over all drunk and helped out. See if you can tell which verse he sings....

turn around, bright eyes....

myspace.com/orangelazarus

i was on the moon when you were born

2005-12-21T23:13:26Z

i for one think that the moon is not as festive as it could be. i don't think that we have done our job as Americans and spread our holidays to the full extent of our galaxy, why not start with the moon. i say, we go up there and decorate with lots of lights and reindeer and shit. all in favor say aye...

jesus wasn't a carpenter he was a gardener

2005-11-15T03:47:02Z

That's it.....it's settled.

I've decided that i'm going to be perfect from now on...

major_organ @ 2005-11-13T06:39:00

2005-11-13T23:41:40Z

oops...

roll up for the mystery tour....

2005-11-08T02:06:35Z

i feel like i'm not taking full advantage of renting an apartment, for the simple fact that i'm sure there are places in the apartment that aren't being used to their full potential, i'm making it my goal to use every sqaure inch of this apartment in one way or another......like an indian using every part of the buffalo.....kind of....